Parking in supermarket car parks

I don't like my car getting dented by people who park to close in narrow car park spaces, open their doors and batter my car in the process.

However, I am even less fond of those who park in disabled spaces or parent and child spaces when they are able-bodied and childless. So someone came up with this, to stick to the windscreen of anyone who is suspected of using a disabled space when they shouldn't.

Funny how many of the people who struggle to park are those driving 4x4s. I almost got battered into submission in Sainsbury's car park by a woman driving a 4x4 pick-up truck. She came hurtling around the corner, and almost scraped the corner of my car off. Rather than apologising, she patiently waited for me to reverse slightly to let her through, which she proceeded to do without even a thank you.

Why the bloody hell do you need a 4x4 pick-up if you live in Beeston?