Notes and queries

Number 1 in a possible series.

Why do multivitamins smell of dog food?

Why are catsuits so called? When did you ever see Tiddles wandering around in a one-piece, figure-hugging, lycra outfit?

Why do British trains never arrive on time?

Why did Inspector Clouseau's accent get thicker with every film?

Come to think of it, how could anybody justify the awful Pink Panther remake starring Steve Martin and the lovely Bouncy Knowles?

Why can't you fast forward through the video piracy warning at the beginning of DVDs?

Why can't Jools Holland enunciate band names properly ("Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome ... Radio-HEAD"; "The Go! TEAM"; "The Kaiser CHIEFS" etc)

I am sure there will be more questions as I think of them - in the meantime, if you have any, feel free to add them to the list using the "comments" link.